In no particular order:
1. Slow cart pushers in Wal-Mart.
2. Forgetting whether or not I put on deodorant.
3. Conversational narcissists.
4. The way my laundry is always one step ahead of me.
5. People who think they know best how to bring up my children.
6. The automated greetings at the McDonald's drive-thru.
7. Humidity.
8. Food that sits uneaten in the cupboard for months.
9. People who think they know best how to bring up my children. (Did I already mention that one?)
10. Drama queens.